The Cuzzmuda Triangle

The Cuzzmuda Triangle is the triangular area formed by the vertices of the cities of Tampa, Ponce Inlet, and Boca Raton in Florida. These three cities are the home bases of three legendary hoppers. The region within the Cuzzmuda Triangle contains some of the most heavily hopped cuzzis, pools, and aquatic facilities in the world. Popular folklore of the region has spread various rumors and tales about legendary hops, acquisition of gate codes, and escapes from tow trucks, though the credibility of such claims is highly contested by scholars of Cuzzinology.

Guy 1: Yo have you heard about the Cuzzmuda Triangle?
Guy 2: Oh shoot, yea I have. It contains some of the best spots to hop in the world.
Guy 3: Dude I heard the legendary fountain of youth is actually a secret cuzzi within the Cuzzmuda Triangle, and no one except the most elite hoppers have ever found it.
Guy 1: Yea, in my Cuzzinology class we learned that Juan Ponce de León was actually trying to find it, but he was a terrible hopper and horrible human being so he was never able to.

by Cuzzmaster July 9, 2020

burmuta triangle

When a girl is in the center and there are three or more guys circle jerking to her in a triangular formation

We just burmuta triangle'd Jessica last night

by KoalaTea May 14, 2015

triangle scheme

A pyramid scheme whose execution isn't good enough to deserve a third dimension.

That new thing on the internet is such an obvious triangle scheme.

by trustworthy_triangle_schemer March 30, 2023

triangle look

When somebody looks at one eye the other eye and then your lips then back at your eyes

“Omg she totally gave me the triangle look”

by anonymous August 22, 2023

berpube triangle

it is a girl's hairy pussy.

damn man this gal i went wit last night had berpube triangle, it was so hairy.

by pyr0k!n3$!$ February 14, 2009

triangle across

1. When you’re a bystander trying to get by the fight without getting dragged into it
2. When you run to mommy
-(Matches with square up and circle down)

1. Alex: I don’t know man, they just squared up and they’re going at it, let’s just walk the other way
Tim: it’s fine, we’ll just triangle across and get to class
2. Amy fell off the swing so she triangled across

by Vietmom November 24, 2017

Lexington Triangle

During a 2 girl 1 guy three-way, when a girl is being anally or vaginally penetrated (or both if a finger or dildo is in use) squirts into the mouth of the other girl, who proceeds to spit it onto the penis.

Every time we have a three-way, without fail, Anne always starts a Lexington triangle.

by horsehater September 13, 2010