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Shoulder hopper

(surfer slang) A person who frequently engages in the activity of shoulder hopping.
Man, look! Another shoulder hopper down the beach! Damn, this beach sucks sometimes.
by FireSBurnsmuP December 17, 2008
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shoulder tap

When your getting blown by a chick who has great form, you tap her on the shoulder so she will get in position to get blasted in the fast
I was getting blown by drews mom and gave her the shoulder tap, then BLAM she caught it all over her face!!
by drews mom September 4, 2009
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Shoulder Junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.
Phil's balls are all over Mikey's chest, that's one hell of a shoulder junk.
by Ray Albright August 27, 2007
mugGet the Shoulder Junkmug.

shoulder spike

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.
*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”
by Pp hard June 6, 2018
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shoulder junk

When one individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face.
Here comes Ray, he's going to shoulder junk the new guy. Poor bastard never seen it coming!
by Ray Albright January 1, 2009
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sex shoulder

When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.
"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"
by Sexyshoulders March 18, 2014
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Shoulder browse

When someone is looking at a screen, notebook, newspaper etc) over the main user's shoulder or from the side.

It can be with or without consent.

To peek, glance, look slyly
Husband: Shop shoulder browsing me, I am not looking at dirty pics!
Wife: well I have to make sure, dont I?

OR

Jim: Man we should check this bar out. The ambiance looks great in the photos.
Ross: Gimme the laptop, let me see.
Jim: Come over here and see (shoulder browse). I am not handing you my precious laptop!

OR

Rachel: Mommy! she keeps shoulder browsing me and wont let me read my email in private.
Sarah: She is emailing to boys from her phone!
Mom: Sarah leave her alone! Rachel you know I have the password to your email so keep it clean.

OR

"Dude I totally shoulder surfed this test" (cheated by looking at other's tests)

OR

When a person sitting next to you in a bus, airplain etc reads your magazine, newpaper.
by rollercoastervj August 27, 2010
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