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Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
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If you know a Sam you ar so lucky. She is like a sister to you she is kind and caring but she may be rude sometimes but she will forgive you after . Sam is very sensitive so be careful of your words .
Who is she?
Ohh she is Sam she is like a sister to me
by J0yzzzt April 20, 2017
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A man that can not stop drinking milk.
Stop being like sam!
by Gamer45 November 27, 2018
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Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.
"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"
by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020
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Sam is a pedophile who dates 10 year Olds and that 10-year-old is usually his friends little sister, Sam is also racist and fights black people.
"Hey have you seen my little sister?"

"Be careful maybe Sam the pedophile got her."
by germophobic_Ethan April 7, 2022
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Sam is one amazing guy/gal. They are both kind and funny and will gladly try and make you laugh no matter how sad you are. Their heart is very wholesome yet tender and fragile due to some messy breakups. Although Sam is generally very outgoing and happy to talk to whoever would like to hear, they're also very content alone and doing things by themself. They're a naturally introverted person despite their loud nature when they're around their friends. Alongside this, Sam has a very high guard when it comes to relationships but over time they let their guard down and spill their life story onto their girlfriend/boyfriend. This sometimes leads the boyfriend/girlfriend to feel overwhelmed and leave but a precious few stay alongside Sam and show them mutual support. Sam will give you unconditional love and ignore lots of red flags in a relationship despite identifying them quickly. They're a huge romantic and love to plan cute dates for the two of you to go on. Sam's marriage proposal will be so extravagant, it will be the proposal every teenage girl/guy dreams of. Sam is a massive fan of their hobby whether it's sports or it's knitting - they will always support and get excited by the thing they love.
I wish I could date a Sam.
by Shadowtaker December 19, 2020
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Sam is a kind, caring person who may lack in self confidence but has no negative affect on others. He is open to making friends and has been said to be quite funny. Sam is often considered smart but will never admit it as he does not like people to focus on him but more on them selves.
Sam
by Lllloooooollll November 2, 2019
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