Mop joint

1. Someone who's only reason for breathing is to give mop people off aka give head
2. One who never smashes but just eats the pussy
3. One who gives neck

person 1: hope you didnt kiss stacy she's a mop joint
person 2: Na I didnt
person 2 then runs home and erases all pics of him and stacy kissing.

by gotzsole August 1, 2009

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."

by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

Spanish Mop

After coming inside a females mouth, the male makes her turn over, spit out the sperm onto the floor, then screws her doggie style while using her face to mop it up.

Mr. Marcus didn't teach his wife how to dust, but he did turn her into a Spanish Mop!

by Bob Awnit March 20, 2009

mop dick

man in which has a large penis with hairy saggy balls.

I could clean the floor with your mop dick!

by the_otherkid420 January 25, 2006

mop and glow

When the guy cums and you mop the floor with it

Hey babe,this floor could use a mop and glow

by BigKong February 6, 2018

Mopping the Attic

The female version of tea bagging, where the girl move her vagina up and down as the tongue goes in and out.

I woke up one morning to find my girl mopping the attic on me.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

dust mopping

The act of inserting ones finger in another person's anus through his or her underwear.

She just finished dust mopping me... creating a vortex with my dainties.

by ESP Strangelet June 5, 2009