holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.

The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.

by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013

Drinking Holiday

A holiday that is celebrated for only one purpose: To drink.

Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?

Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*

by Mr. PandaBear May 30, 2011

Holiday Entry

holiday entry (noun, or verb): when a woman (usually an ex) tries to renter your life by texting you “happy birthday”, or “happy (insert holiday)” as an excuse to get back to texting u, in hopes of having another chance with

Kirin: “My ex bitch just “happy birthday’d” into talking to me again
Will: “Don’t fall for the Holiday Entry. It’s a move these bitches like to use”
Kirin: “Good looks man thanks for letting me know. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks”

by GawkityGawk April 17, 2022

holiday postal

When going postal can't describe the amount of psychotic behavior that will be exhibited. Phrase is related to the amount of postal traffic during the holidays and how postal employees are under even more stress during those periods.

If you don't give me my McNuggets I'm going to go holiday postal on your ass!

by TyAdalyn September 25, 2010

Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"

Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday

by Pontiacc February 13, 2017

holiday drunk

When you Overdo everything at the holiday party, and turn the whole event into a Shit Show of Bad Decisions

Ray drank way too much and got Holiday Drunk at the party. HO Ho Ho... did you see the pictures?

by embee111 April 22, 2018

Holiday fucker

These motherfuckers who keep pulling random holidays out of their ass.

Holiday fucker 1: Hey, June 3rd is another furry holiday I just made up, hurr durr
Holiday fucker 2: Oh yeah? Well June 4th is another anti-furry holiday I just made up duhhhhhhh
Any sane person: Can we just stop making up these random ass holidays and live a god damn normal life?

by GameMech April 8, 2021