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Dairy

Someone with absolute knockers. (Male or Female)
Damn shawty got dairy god damn
“Fr she got yogurt, milk, and dare I say cream”
by Gferda December 22, 2023
mugGet the Dairymug.

Dairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Dairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
mugGet the Dairiesmug.

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
by Defineray February 27, 2024
mugGet the Dirty dairy cowmug.

Dairying

Where dogs (typically named 'Leaf') tend to sit on your revision work, while attempting to study for an exam.
Leaf! Stop dairying!
by glallan June 6, 2011
mugGet the Dairyingmug.

show dairy

Wait, did you show dairy at the bar the other night?

Yeah, I got a free shirt and everything.
by anonymous October 13, 2023
mugGet the show dairymug.

dairy queen

In gay slang - a guy who loves to drink cum. I suppose it could apply to a girl as well.
"That bitch is such a dairy queen, every time she burps it smells like a used condom."
by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016
mugGet the dairy queenmug.

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
by capn' crunch February 7, 2014
mugGet the dairy messmug.

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