dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. If wearing Flightsuits, "Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen" (Drag optional)

Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?

by das010498 November 24, 2020

Three-Way Dairy Queen

When three of the boys get together and roll up to Dairy Queen during the 'Rona times. (If wearing fightsuits, Flying Three-Way Dairy Queen)

Rhys: You wanna grab Caleb and pull a Three-Way Dairy Queen?

by das010498 November 24, 2020

Dairy Dan

A chap called Daniel who had someone drop butter into his cereal

This is Dairy Dan

by The_Unknown_User February 20, 2019

dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 04, 2021

Dairy Queef

A bootleg version of Dairy Queen. Featuring the condom split, the tranny surprise, the sloppy second's blizzard, the once a month sundae, and much more to cum!

"I'm hungry, and I want something good. Ooo! I'll go to Dairy Queef "

by CorruptShaxdow August 10, 2021

dairy mess

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.

Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day

by capn' crunch February 07, 2014