Buff Mercs

"Buff Mercs" relates to a meme in the Team Fortress 2 fandom, where, the nine classes are shown to have huge muscles.. I mean.. INSANE MUSCLES! and are paired with Tick-Tock - Joji. Usually in shitposts, MGE memes, or, when you get that one pro player on your team that's def listening to Tick-Tock.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, why are these Buff Mercs blocking me from watching porn?"

Guy 2: "Get off PornHub mate."

Guy 1: "Actually it's e-"

*Buff Soldier TF2 fucking kills him*

by CX0 September 12, 2023

military buff

Someone who won’t stop talking about military’s around the world and all ways thinks about hypothetical wars . They also want to serve in their country’s military or the best one

Person 1 : did you know that Brazil has over 300k troops and Canada only has 42k

Person 2 : bro I get it your a military buff

by Ffjfdjkidsj March 14, 2021

Buff Sad

To be Buff Sad, means to be very upset, or very emotional.

Dude I’m like feeling Buff Sad right now.

by We$10 October 11, 2018

buff-nugly

a butt fucking ugly person

man that bitch david was with is buff-nugly

by mark cheesman October 16, 2007

buff the team

to have someone suck you and your friends dicks.

Ayo buff the team.

by ewick44 January 19, 2009

Buff Cockroach

A muscular Cockroach that follows you around during an Acid Trip. He can be anything and everything.

A: Haha Buff Cockroach is live at the Mole Bowl.
B: Is Doink there?
A: Yeah, and his Questionable cousin What.
C: Haha look at that Hamskirt.

by Syuriously October 23, 2009

buff jay

buff jay is our idol and is very muscular. he has lots of fans and we need to worship him. petition to make jay the next anthony joshua #buffjaywillrise! 💪🥶

“Omg is that random1234577 aka buff jay?!”
“YEP! he needs to teach us his gym routine!”

by 1uverin June 14, 2021