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truth-tellas gon truth tell

the only appropriate response when some braindead dopefiend Down syndrome crackdumpster asshole slimebaby cumguzzling gutterslut AIDS infested afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck whines about "haters"
geez mang suh menny nigas b diccin a mafucka yo hataz gon hate

{rolls eyes} wigger you mean truth-tellas gon truth tell
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Butt-tella

When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.
Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box

Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life

Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.
by thatmanwithautism February 28, 2022
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The Tallahassee Tyson

When you are engaging in foreplay with your girlfriend, gently nibble on her ear as you begin to finger her. Simultaneously begin to bite her ear harder while you also intensify the speed and pressure at which you fingerblast her box. The unsuspecting girl should begin to say something along the lines of "ow you're hurting me!" at which point you apologize and stop biting her ear. She will know it was her ear that hurt, and you will know that it was her ear that hurt, but that doesn't matter. When you proceed to begin having sex, you slip your dick in her ass and as she once again says something along the lines of "ow!" or "what the fuck?!" or "wrong hole, asshole!" you play dumb and pretend that you thought her vagina hurt from two of your fingers so you figured your dick would be intolerable.
Bruh! I hit my chick with the Tallahassee Tyson last night. Iron Mike would be so proud!
by WhoreHay1217 January 18, 2025
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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