Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".

Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok

by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Azerbaijan technology

An adjective for a company that is very seccessful.

Example for the word:

Someone: did you hear how many watches ive selled?
Someone2: yeah it became a real azerbaijan technology

by Moisidoot August 28, 2025