If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.
Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
Get the technological act of godmug. A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?
My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?
by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015
Get the technological blockmug. Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024
Get the Media Technologiesmug. paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out
steve: sure
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out
steve: sure
by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020
Get the technologically challengedmug. Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021
Get the Texas Institute of Technology & Sciencemug. When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.
When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.
by Sexydimma October 29, 2023
Get the Technology detoxmug. by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023
Get the Technology Green Saladmug.