Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

Teabag Drawer

The drawer where an office employee keeps their secret stash of teabags, leading to furtive and disguised bag extraction when the office supply has run out.

Andy attempted to slip his hand nonchalantly into his teabag drawer so he could have his afternoon brew, but Geoff (spitting feathers at this point) noticed the action and challenged him.

by c128 April 21, 2017

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016

Teabag drop

This is a male dance move, demonstrating to potential mates both flexibility and strength in both thighs and buttocks. This move is of a provocative nature, requiring said dancer with legs facing forward to bending the knees, as to achieve a squatting position until balls (teabags) are almost touching the heals. Then opening ones legs and slowly standing back to starting position with a body roll (commonly employed with another person behind the dancer, positioning buttocks into crotch location of the person at the rear)

“look at Nate doing a teabag drop, what a strumpet”.

by Wxbearx May 15, 2013

scottish teabag

A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.

Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?

Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.

by DaAraric September 1, 2019

Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023