To talk like a russian

To tell lies, especially when others know the truth.

Originates from the way how russian propaganda lies to everyone about their actions by twisting the truth. Like when they shelled Ukrainian cities and blamed Ukrainians for that. In other words, if russians are talking about it, they are most certainly lying.

Have you heard about James?
YES! I can't believe he decided to talk like a russian about what happened to him in Vegas!
I know, what a liar.

by Banderomobile April 26, 2022

we need to talk

When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.

What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.

Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*

Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly

by Bekkalumz August 3, 2005

we need to talk

What a gurlfriend tells her boyfriend when they did something worng or they are breaking up.

Rita telling Dean they need to talk about the way he drinks. or Rita telling Dean they need to talk because she had enough of his BS and it is over.

by Stephanie September 20, 2003

Jin likes to talk about the weather

A term derived from Jin Likes Turtles. Can be used in the same way.

Person 1: Dude..and it was so awkward, he was like coming on to me.

*Awkward silence*

Person 2: Jin likes to talk about the weather

by Jay_Shay November 24, 2010

we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

by British Black Cocks March 23, 2017

Hey...we need to talk

Usually what someone says right before a break up

Hey...we need to talk, I really think this is not working out. We are breaking up.

by Teddy bear206 May 30, 2017

we need to talk

you say this to a person when they have done somethiing to offend you its similar to step into my office

We need to talk. I can't belive you exposed my secret.

by Dionne September 20, 2003