Tail Hatin'

1) The threshold past tail gating and being hit.
2) An extreme form of tail gating.

This mutha'fuka be tail hatin' on my ass.

by Icefenix300 June 30, 2011

tail to task

1. Go to work. 2. Quit having fun and go to work. 3. What a babe does instead of and/or during work and consequently productivity among coworkers plummits.

1. Time to SSS and get my tail to task.
2. Hey baby, get the fuck up and get your tail to task 'cause I'm on and, hey, stop by Wally World on your way home. They got pads on rollback.
3. Yeah, she had her tail to task today, got nowt done.

by treeguywussup October 14, 2010

a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 21, 2016

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 05, 2021

Precious tail

When a cat wraps or curls their tail around their body, as opposed to letting it hang away from them.

oooOoOoO come look at this kitty he is a perfect loaf with precious tail.

by KittyAddictSixtyNine December 31, 2020

Pussy Tailing

Pussy tailing is when a Guy likes a Girl and follows her around trying to get into her pants. The guy will attempt to do this by complementing her, admiring her, sticking up for her and generally flirting wit her.

Also related to cock chasing which is when a girl follows a guy around because she likes him. Same as pussy tailing but roles reversed

Guy 1: *hanging wit agroup of girls* Hahahahahahaha *laughing at a poor joke* thats so good
Guy 2: *away from group talking to his real mates* Look at Dave, hes pussy tailing again. Twat.
Girl 1: hahahahahahahahahahaha

by TheYoungster April 22, 2010

tail basting

Practice of ejaculating in partners ass during anal sex

John likes tail basting his girlfriend Sarah.

by Tailbaster August 26, 2017