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Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.
Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.
by -nuthin June 18, 2025
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Off the turtles back

When you have a poop in the chamber and you fart and the gas goes over the poop as it comes out and is extra foul.
Person 1: “that fart stinks!”
Person 2: “yeah that one was off the turtles back”
by Lemon meeaaaan March 4, 2026
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