triple crown trophy

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.

“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”

by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018

Participation Trophy Wife

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.

She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife

by rsd2887 June 14, 2018

Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy Club is a fairly small town (about 9,000 people) in the DFW Metroplex. Almost everyone there has money, and trailers are banned as a city ordinance. Some people consider the people in Trophy Club to be snobs, but they are nothing compared to the people in Southlake or Highland Park.

Trophy Club, Texas Southlake, Texas Northwest ISD Highland Park DFW Dallas Fort Worth

by scubad00d July 26, 2009

trophy dolphin Nuggets

When a middle aged black women takes a shit on ur face and then smears it all over ur face with a butter knife and then eats ur ears off

oh man that trophy dolphin nuggets felt so good, lets do it again next week......my parents just bought new silver wear

by sick matt December 6, 2009

trophy work wife

when your work wife is much younger than you, and or way out of your league

As usual, I shared my lunch with my trophy work wife .

by 70vegaman January 27, 2016

kinky haired trophy

The trophy child of a white woman. That was conceved out of wed lock with a black man who doesn't pay child support.

guy one: wow that becky is really hot. you need to get with that
guy two: yeah she is slammen but you know she has a kinky haired trophy for me to support at home.

by I am prochoice September 14, 2010

Clit-ass-trophy

Not at all associated with a catastrophe! A clitassthrophy is a trophy awarded at a swingers party to the filthiest prick to lick the most clits and arseholes in one night

That filthy prick's up for a clit-ass-trophy

by winkelTossa September 1, 2019