Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 31, 2021

scrut nun

Ligma scrut nun

Me scrut nun is stickyk

by Thebigdickenrgyfella January 21, 2019

un nun nah

ur a fag and u havent a choice about it u re-tart

by the love bug May 04, 2003

Flying Nun

When a girl's pussy kisses your eyeball, like a reverse teabag Her clit lands on your eye and takes off again

I was asleep and woke up with a clit on my eye! She gave me a Flying Nun!

by Mr Blawt November 03, 2023

Flying Nun

When a female rapidly jumps on your dick as soon as your pants are off.

Bro 1: Did the gf miss you while you were away bro?
Bro 2: Bro, she ripped my pants off and did a flying nun as soon as I stepped in the door.

by DickButt-Jones January 21, 2018

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 01, 2010

Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.

Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!

by anitsanil November 28, 2017