Fat American - I'd like one heart attack please
High School Dropout Working at McDonalds - That you for you order. Pick it up at drive-thru window 3.
High School Dropout Working at McDonalds - That you for you order. Pick it up at drive-thru window 3.
by ppppo May 16, 2005
Get the heart attackmug. by Ember Silver February 22, 2009
Get the take heartmug. 1. A woman who is as wicked and evil as the worst of your nightmares. One with whom you do not want to upset or anger.
2. A woman who kicks people out of cars when she is angry. Not cool.
3. A woman who gets uglier as time goes on.
4. Typically drives a GREEN jeep.
5. Enjoys giving gifts that are easily broken so she has an excuse to rage on you.
2. A woman who kicks people out of cars when she is angry. Not cool.
3. A woman who gets uglier as time goes on.
4. Typically drives a GREEN jeep.
5. Enjoys giving gifts that are easily broken so she has an excuse to rage on you.
by White Heart November 17, 2009
Get the Black Heartmug. When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.
by Retard's weirdo x3'<1<2<2x1]2 September 4, 2021
Get the Crushed heartmug. Wow Cheryl, that’s a romantic story! I guess my heart home is a staff bathroom at my hometown Little Caesars, but it’s special just the same. Maybe just a bit stickier.
by SlipperyGarage January 15, 2022
Get the Heart Homemug. Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012
Get the Heart paddlingmug. by I'm random February 27, 2015
Get the Sad heartmug.