Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

greasy slider

That untimely irritating dump you have to take immediately following getting out of the shower.

I would rather take a dump before I get a shower because I hate dropping a "greasy slider" after a shower.

by happy diver March 23, 2011

greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 2, 2016

Greasy kayak

When the woman/man puts on a brown body suit and greases herself/himself up with canola oil and slides into the partners anus head first

mary had poop on her hair from last night, she gave me a Greasy Kayak

by ralphnader1 August 1, 2016

Greasy Pole

Reference to a erect penis that is substantially lubricated with either bodily fluids or artificial lubricant.

Man, that porn stars cock is shining like a greasy pole.

by craftycoldcuts October 1, 2016

Greasy Pig

A morbidly obese girl often seen with billigerent men.

Savy is the king of Greasy Pigs.

by Nick Lason September 16, 2010

Greasy mexican

A geographic area of mexico.

My best friend goes to Baskin Robins where José, a greasy mexican, often serves him.

by Thomas cowboy E June 13, 2018