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Cactus with a laptop

That’s me! A charming adventurer, full of artistic talent. Very capable. Always ready to explore and experience new things.

Friends of mine:

Cactus with a book

Cactus with a soccer ball
Cactus with a pencil
Cactus with a pencil: Hey, cactus with a laptop, come sit with us!
by A Cactus with A laptop April 20, 2023
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Cactus farmer

Slang for a man who likes prickly dicks
Hey she's hot.
I don't know man.
What are you a cactus farmer?
by Dicto long June 6, 2018
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Cactus Highschool

a bitch ass place where mfs are deadass crowded an stuff and 2 much ppl like doing dum shit and crackheads at the school n stuff
aye bruh, ima do crack, wanna go to "Cactus Highschool"
by ong im deadass February 22, 2021
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Cactus Vibes

Any situation that presents a negative or unwanted vibe
Chad: Hey Emily how do you feel about getting dinner tonight

Emily : Fuck off

Chad : Wow your really giving off some cactus vibes
by CACTUSVIBES May 12, 2018
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Cactus Jack

Cactus Jack Records is a record label founded by rapper Travis Scott. The label's current acts include Scott, Sheck Wes, Don Toliver, Luxury Tax, WondaGurl, and Scott's DJ, Chase B. The label also has its own publishing division, Cactus Jack Publishing. ITS LIT!
Im so happy Don Toliver signed with Cactus Jack
by astroxibby January 27, 2021
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Bitch Cactus

Bitch Cactus; one that is often bitchy or a prick. Can be used for both male or females.
Jess: "Em pass me my juice"

Emma: "No, Fuck you"

Jess: " Stop being such a bitch Cactus and do it!"
by jacquelineKHS May 30, 2011
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pink cactus

A vagina that has been unshaven for no more than one week so that the hair growth is stubbly and razor sharp to the touch of a man's penis, thus resembling the spiny cactus leaf. Cacti, like the woman's vagina, can be found in a variety of shapes and sizes.
1.) If she isn't sporting a pink cactus tonight I may just lose my shit.

2.) I told my girlfriend who advocates clean-shaven vaginas that if she does not endorse the use of pink cacti then I will have nothing to do with her ever again.

3.) I love fucking pink cacti. It's nice when it's dark and you're in a hurry.
by Yesh. Son of Eduardo. May 16, 2012
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