The Russian Tennis Geyser

While shoving 4-5 vodka soaked tennis balls up her twat. The Russian Tennis Geyser is performed when the woman in question increases pressure in her snatch by preparing to queef, then letting it all explode out at once. There are only 5 known casualties that were sacrificed in the making of this technique. This is generally very dangerous and should not be attempted unless you are a professional whore.
"that popcorn poped so loud we thought you were doing the russian tennis geyser."
by puebner May 25, 2014
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Party at which all participants, both male and female, wear tennis attire. When ever two sets of eyes meet at such a party, each person then proceed in showing, or flashing the other their private parts.
I love a good Tennis Boys and Tennis Toys Party. Those parties are so awesome. I love seeing me some titties!
by Anonymous1232145 March 28, 2010
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Go To Tennis Camp

Damn. I'm so going to go to tennis camp with her
by hobbitmoster July 28, 2010
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Tennis Prostitute

A female highschool student who dates and or mooches off of several players of an entire sports team or school club, such as Tennis or Chess.
Kim is such a Tennis Prostitute.
by Juan "Dirty Sanchez" Ramirez August 01, 2006
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Tennis Court Couple

1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
Wow Jeese and Kelsey make a total Tennis Court Couple.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 26, 2005
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rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
by jelly filled dick July 05, 2007
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table tennis pose

it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.
Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?

Miley: no, what it looks like?

Angela: its literally table tennis...
by lazkqv September 22, 2021
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