Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.
“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic
by niquil July 31, 2022
by sdrAFWQ December 04, 2019
The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
by Peekaboo2012 November 27, 2016
Dave: " Hey Eric wanna see my new dumper sticker? My boyfriend said it would be a good idea."
Eric: " Nice tat, that'll get your boyfriend riled up"
Eric: " Nice tat, that'll get your boyfriend riled up"
by anxyhippo September 13, 2020
Like a sticker sticker sticker
by taeoxo_nct January 02, 2022
by Daniel seavey lover loa1111 August 25, 2020