A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
by bha gilani September 29, 2009
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Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.
'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
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space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts
canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
by Space Turtle October 18, 2006
Get the ball squeeze jeans mug.Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.
The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."
The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."
"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."
"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."
"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."
by jcasetnl April 30, 2012
Get the Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits mug.1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".
3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.
3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
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