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spooge

verb. the act or practice of slowly going down on a cock until he nuts in ur mouth and the eat out the buthole with a mouth full of the fresh load
We werent fucking, just straight spooge
by Travis11344 August 2, 2010
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SpoogE

A completely arrogant asshole with little or no respect for other human beings or any other species surrounding him. Spelt "SpoogE". Listens to heavy metal music and yells at people for no reason.
Dude don't be such a SpoogE or I'll get my dad in here and smack the shit out of you.

SpoogE crashed my website because I posted how he was a dick. He's a dick.

Dude what the fuck is SpoogE listening to?
by Lukaz Shuarez September 16, 2008
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spoogy

This word describes the wannabe guido club type. This person might possibly have a butterfly collar as well. It might also describe a person with a "blown" hair doo. Most of these people would be considered metrosexuals. See metrosexual for further information.
1. What a stupid haircut, he is so spoogy.
2. Stop being spoogy, just be yourself.
3. Are you wearing your little sisters shirt you spooge?
by southbronxems July 15, 2008
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spoogeglooperiffic

a sexual exclamation to describe something sexually pleasurable.
That orgasm was spoogeglooperiffic!
by Mike L P March 3, 2008
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spooge monkey

Can mean anything - and object or place.
Can you hand me the spooge monkey over there?
by HurleyCub March 4, 2017
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spooge

A chick/dude whose totally bangin'

Also a synonym for cum
"Dawg did you see that chick, she's spooge on a stick!"

"I spooged all over her face last night"
by Jeff Zomberson December 30, 2009
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Spoogeasaur

Scientific name: Sploogeous saurus
Can be found in the Rex variety.
This rare humanoid can be found in a variety of habitats. They are usual rejected by the herd, sometimes they will ask out the females just to hear them reject him. This can go on until the Spoogeasaur has reached 100 rejections. They are generally hungry for some poon-tang on a massive scale and will stalk their prey for months, even years. If you see a Spoogeasaur follow these simple steps: Back away slowly, don't make any sharp movements, and slam it's wang in the door.
"Damn Guzman is such a Spoogeasaur, he was after Erin, but then she slammed his wang in the door. Now he can't feel the power no more!"
by Jesse Adams December 8, 2004
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