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This brief drop off page will advertise something or other before redirecting you to the download.

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by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Sponce

Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.

Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"

by Nieman November 26, 2006

SPONCH!

only the most wickedly amazingly bodaciously awesome zestiness that existence could be. (there will always be an exclamation following any form of this word, otherwise they are an uneducated posing homo.)

you've been sponched!

i love sponch!

all praise the sponch!

i will sponch the shit out of you!

by crispy wafer April 26, 2008

spensorship

The act of commissioning a work and then muzzling the message when it differs from expectations.

In a blatant act of spensorship, this weekend's performance at the Brooklyn Museum of SSA's (Seriously Angry Artists) "The Brooklyn Museum Must be Destroyed This Weekend, and Everyone in it Must be Obliterated in a Fiery Inferno" has been cancelled, after major funding was withdrawn by the Brooklyn Museum.

by Jon Protas November 6, 2007

sons of stumpy

Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets

Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:

And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell

by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009

Spon-Bon

A kick-ass abbreviation for the words: "spontaneous boner". If you're a rocket scientist, this means that the penis will become erect for no apparent reason.

See Morning Wood or Afternoon Wood.

Jack to John: "I have a spon-bon..."

John: "You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hides it AND it feels awesome. Once, I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."

Jack: "Shit! Don't have time!"

Hannah: "Jack, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

by JordanAnderson September 9, 2010

Spensitive

That moment when your friend is entirely too sensitive, and you want to punch them in the face.

Bro, stop being so spensitive.

by Corano12 March 20, 2016