spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017

chief spencer

A true coward in every sense of the word. Unable to attend a meeting or event alone. Afraid of his own shadow. Makes decisions based on greed, revenge, bias, retaliation. A racist. A short, frail man with no friends. Hated by all who see him for the back stabbing coward he is. A "twink". only cares about himself. Inferior, small, little, sickly.

Don't be a chief spencer. Only a chief spencer would hide in combat. You're going to chief spencer me to death. Chief spencer is a coward.

by Youradouchebag September 22, 2016

Spencer Day

A super sexy, super talented singer/songwriter whose beautiful voice will make even the biggest music haters stop for a minute just to listen. His lyrics are real and his songs are easy on the ears.

He's only been singing for about five years, but his songs have rocked everyone who's heard them. He's not your typical celeb assho. He's really friendly and fan-aware. You can't help but to love him.

Everyone should listen to at least one of his songs and if they can not, then, find at least one thing they love about him, this world just might be coming to an end.

Dude 1: You should listed to this song, man

Dude 2: Does it's lyrics refer to sex and drugs in every othr word

Dude 1: Um... no

Dude 2: Who's it by

Dude 1: Spencer Day

Dude 2: Well, we'll see (Puts on earphones and listens speechlessly for a while) Woah.....

Dude 1: Whaddya think?

Dude 2: Woah

Dude 1: Mind blowing?

Dude 2: (nods)

Dude 1: I know, man. I know

by KitttyRoyale August 14, 2010

sydney spencer

biggest thot around, don't trust she will tell, shark nose, flat has shit my raccoon is thicker than she will ever be

wow sydney spencer she's the biggest hoe i know.

by sydney spencer September 1, 2018

Spencer pain

I long man who is not that cool at all

Yeah ok spencer pain you ain't all that loser 8==D

by Cool dude man guy November 2, 2019

spencer pootis

Youtube TF2 community made character

My fists, they are made of MEAT!
. -Spencer Pootis

by Heavy Pooter 67 May 3, 2016

pull a spencer

the act of becoming extremely psychotic and irrationally protective over a small incident. this also includes becoming defensive and accusing one's ex of getting together with their best friend.

he texted her in the middl elf the night last night and when she didn't respond in under 3 minutes, he started to pull a spencer and flipped shit

by merply November 1, 2016