Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.

Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

by SolidSnakesThiccAssCheecks August 31, 2019

jeffy spaghetti

In an alternate universe where jesus christ is jeffy spaghetti.

OH JEFFY SPAGHETTI

by spaghetti jeff May 3, 2018

Hotplate full of Spaghetti O's

A fully packed un-hit bowl

Bro come on over, I've got a hotplate full of spaghetti o's just waiting to be smoked!

by Them spaghettis February 6, 2010

Ghetto Spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 24, 2006

The Spaghetti Man

A man who turns things in to spaghetti just by touching it.

"The spaghetti man just made the spaghetti fall out of my face"

by Kadaken January 7, 2005

Spaghetti Sauced

Having sex with a female who is having very heavy flow during her period. As skins slap the blood is splattered all up on the man's chest and neck.

I was having sex with my girl while she was on her period and I totally got spaghetti sauced.

by Chaceydubs January 18, 2011

Spaghetti Head

A term of endearment typically used for one's father. Also can be used to identify the grandfather of the little baby meatballs.

Peep: "hello spaghetti head"
Spaghetti Head: *no comment*

by Notgross September 19, 2015