Shmeed

It means lobster in kepanese

Would you like some shmeed

by Kepanentan November 20, 2020

Shmeeg

Shmeeg is basically a cigarette it can be used many ways

For example
"Yo dawg let me bum a shmeeg"
"Go fuck your self I only got one shmeeg left"
"Hey, lets bring our beers outside and have a Shmeeg break"
"Fuck we need to go on a shmeeg run I have no more shmeegs"
"Hey man im bored wanna coem shmeeg"

by Nik135 May 26, 2006

Shleeban

Human feces that is used, in any way, while engaged in sexual activities. Usually similar to a form of scatting, originating in Germany.

My girlfriend spread her shleeban all over my balls while she gave me head.

by Andy Cart February 18, 2009

shmeeling

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Shmeek

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

by Joel Mckay July 28, 2008

shmeef

Means the same thing as "sweet" or cool. It indicates a positive response.

"The new Resident Evil just came out"
"Shmeef!"

by Songbird21 June 18, 2014

sheebs

a wave that hasnt fully broken

dude, that wave is totaly sheebs...

by ready towipe October 10, 2008