Donkey Shite

me

donkey shite idk what to say its just me

by donkey shite February 27, 2022

thats so shite

When your breakdancing on your living room floor shirtless and your little brother says “thats so shite”

We got maths next, thats so shite

by THATS SO SHITE November 22, 2024

shite

The Bri'ish way of saying shit. They dislike it or think that it is very poor quality.

"The world is going to shite."

by blAnch4r3tzs53reeeej44 December 1, 2024

shite-seeing

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

by 🅰️ December 23, 2024

Shite

Rangers fc

Rangers FC = shite

by Rangers are shite July 4, 2025

Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite

n. a person who's shit at a certain skill, or a flat-out asshole.

Gordon Ramsay: Fock off you, you useless fucking sack of yankee dankee doodle shite...

by thewhitewenderstrikesback January 30, 2025

Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025