The most rare form of cheddar in the world. Cheddar only forged in highest and most remote parts of the Appalachian Mountains. The cheddar must be cured for up to 10 years at a minimum and can only be harvested and extracted for its rich flavors when a player in the NHL scores a goal Upper 90/Top Shelf/Upper Benjamin's.
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When a woman is so fat or pregnant and their stomach sticks out so far their titties instead of hanging down to their belly button they rest on her titty shelf.
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Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!
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The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.
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The Urban Version On Elf On The Shelf, Used To Persuade Kids Into Good Behavior.
The Mere Sight Of It Drove Fear Into The Hearts Of Every Boy & Girl.
Made Mostly Of Top Grade Leather, Although Synthetic Fabrics
Or Vinyl Was Always An Exceptable Substitute. The Silent Babysitter.
Originated In New Bedford Massachusetts By Cape Verdean People !
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Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
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Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
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Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
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urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
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