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Shit Sheets

Synonymous for toilet paper, but specifically a brand of toilet paper yielding superior quality for the purpose of taking a shit.
Dude! Did you use all the shit sheets AGAIN???
by Captian Dinosaur Wrangler March 22, 2011
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spinout sheets

Satin sheets on a bed used to quickly dismount after sex.
My spinout sheets gave me the advantage of a quick get-a-way after shooting my load on her face.
by GearHeadPrimate March 27, 2018
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Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.
You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.
by Paul August 23, 2004
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Sheet sneeze

Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed
Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?
by Kaidonado March 16, 2020
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Wetlands in the sheets

When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked
I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets!
by Ammo4u March 9, 2023
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Frolic in the sheets

by SppecialEd July 9, 2019
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Sheet sneeze

Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.
by Kaidonado March 16, 2020
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