semi-poon

Semi-poon is used to describe what a retarded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. It is synonymous with cunnilingus, and when referred to as "semi-poon", sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.

JC: Guys, you won't believe this. Last night, I got semi-poon.

Guys: ...what the fuck is semi-poon?

JC: Well, you know...my girlfriend let me eat her out.

Guys: Oh. Um.....cool, I guess.

by 2muchdutch August 11, 2010

Semi-Boo

The name for a person who is not officially your boyfriend/girlfriend (or boo).

My semi-boo and I are going to the movies friday.

by Woupiethug April 29, 2008

semi sibling

For children growing up in spilt families, When a parent remarries and has further children they are half brothers and sister.
When the parent who has left then has children the two young half siblings are unrelated. these are semi siblings.

Your parents first spouse's children. usually the half siblings of your half siblings.

My sister's Father's daughter is my semi sister.

My Brother's mother's son is me semi brother

They are both my semi siblings

by Toyotarox October 3, 2009

Semi-significant other

A person you are dating casually, but is potentially a keeper.

I thought you and Kimberly were monogamous.
Well, she is a semi-significant other, but we haven't committed to anything yet, so I'll keep trolling while I wait for her to get serious.

by Obscure One November 18, 2016

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin

Australian tradesman slang for "I can't believe it"

Hit me with a semi and call me Kevin, that's a good lookin' rig.

by tradieaustralian July 9, 2018

Sebring High School

A shitty school where stupid black kids and weird goth kids roam the halls. Its the worst place to be. So many people occupy that place. There are also weird bisexual band geeks. There are not alot of decent people in that school. Do not go to SHS. That could be the worst mistake you can possilbly make.

I went to Sebring High School and it sucked dick.

by cooheight March 31, 2009

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007