anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

scrumtilescent

Describing something far too amazing or wonderful to be put into typical English terms.

This chicken is simply scrumtilescent!

by Paul Kirsch August 31, 2003

scrumper

An utter loser or (more specifically) someone who fails spectacularly at a simple action. A scrumper and can be amusingly described as "someone who aims low yet STILL fails."

In software development environments a scrumper is someone who, through careless and avoidable error, brings everyone else to a halt.

"We were deathmatching and Trevor kept blowing himself up with his own grenades... what a scrumper."

"Scrumper over there just tripped over his own two feet."

"That scrumper Ted deleted everything from source control."

by Astra December 15, 2007

scrumtralescent

Exceptionally delicious.

How was that weed you just smoked?

Scrumtralescent, if I do say so myself.

by BobALICIOUSpie February 8, 2009

scrump

v. to eat, chow down, or inhale food rapidly.

"Dude, did you see Katie at the lunch table? Girl was scrumping hard."

by Hunter Ball January 27, 2009

Scrumpet

a biscuit-like food often consumed by the brits with tea. scrumpets are sometimes mistakenly called crumpets.

"I like my scrumpets at the football match," exclaimed Murad.

by juyshin September 24, 2008

Scrumtrelecent

something very good, delicious, awsome, Etc.

This cake is Scrumtrelecent.

by Burgertime April 20, 2003