When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.
by Numman March 8, 2019

Lillian Sanchez is a very attractive person who loves to be crafty and always manages time to talk with friends, clean, do homework, and is very clumsy she falls breaks things and gets hurt alot she is a very caring person like taking care of 3 cats.
by Candylillian November 28, 2017

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017

by Spooky Sanchez October 7, 2020

by Tj will April 21, 2018

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.
by antology May 31, 2017

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.
Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.
by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021
