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Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.
I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.
by Numman March 8, 2019
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lillian sanchez

Lillian Sanchez is a very attractive person who loves to be crafty and always manages time to talk with friends, clean, do homework, and is very clumsy she falls breaks things and gets hurt alot she is a very caring person like taking care of 3 cats.
Lillian sanchez is the best person to hang out with.
by Candylillian November 28, 2017
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Cristina Sanchez

Crsitina has no heart or feelings, she's socially awkward. Is the biggest nerd, loves to laugh and loves dogs, and loves to eat food... then complains on how much she ate. the bestest friend you could ever have... and the most awkward.
you: "Cristina, you're ugly!"
cristina sanchez: "Yeah?! well, your mom!"
by Melznasttttyyyyyyy March 27, 2017
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Spooky Sanchez

When a guy eats nothing but pumpkin pie for a week and ejaculates on his partners face
My boyfriend gave me a Spooky Sanchez last night and it smelled like nutmeg.
by Spooky Sanchez October 7, 2020
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Dirty Sanchez

Former starting quarterback of the NFL team New York Jets
What is mark Sanchez' nickname- Dirty Sanchez
by Tj will April 21, 2018
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Cummy Sanchez

It's a sex act having a similar name to dirty Sanchez but for the weak hearted. It's when a man and a woman engage in oral sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it above the girls upper lip leaving his cum like a moustache.
After having oral sex, the man gave the woman a cummy sanchez.
by antology May 31, 2017
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simon sanchez

A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.
Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.
by Stinky chicken nugget April 18, 2021
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