by Waga_waga123 May 06, 2020
An extremely gay homosexual who likes to steal peoples scabs and sell them for money and tears. He eats his own feces daily and many call him there bitch. His swimming coach abuses and puts lube on him and forcefully sells him cocaine.
by Hesoyam Clan May 28, 2013
Long Island Iced Tea followed by a shot of Goldschlager. Named after the great Juan Milton Samuel (born December 9, 1960) is a retired second baseman and center fielder who spent sixteen seasons in Major League Baseball (MLB) with the Philadelphia Phillies (1983–1989), New York Mets (1989), Los Angeles Dodgers (1990–1992), Kansas City Royals (1992, 1995), Cincinnati Reds (1993), Detroit Tigers (1994–1995) and Toronto Blue Jays (1996–1998). A three-time National League (NL) All-Star, he appeared in the 1983 World Series with the Phillies.
Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).
Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).
Samuel, an aggressive hitter who infrequently drew bases on balls was once quoted as saying, "You don't walk off the Island (meaning his home country). You Hit." (Hence the Long Island Iced Tea).
Juan was gold in the lead off batting spot. He had great speed and big bat. (Hence the Goldschlager).
It was the "bottom of the ninth" at Xfinity Lounge in Philadelphia, PA. Jody was slumped over the bar having partied all day and night for the Eagles game. The bartender yells "LAST CALL". Jody perks up and lifts his head just enough to order a "Juan Samuel". Clutch call to close the bar and the evening!
by Bills Mafia 23 September 09, 2017
Verb
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
1. To pull a Samuel Knutton is to theoretically cause all women within a 100-yard radius to instantly orgasm.
Noun
1. The sexiest man alive
2. A person with the nicest most dripping wet legs in the universe, they make you want to go all doggo and hump that shit and impregnate his legs. (I let my girlfriend write this one)
Verb
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
1. Holy crap! Did you see Gavin just pull a Samuel Knutton!
Noun
1. That guy is such a Samuel Knutton
2. I don't even want to make an example for this one.
by KellKvothe January 29, 2019
Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.
by Samuel4.8 June 02, 2017
Samuel Brigman - A sexy guy from South Carolina That is very good at sports and everyone in school likes him hes very funny too his Instagram is sbrigman_
Samuel Brigman
by Mdhssjdyjeejw May 31, 2022
The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.
by samuelstevens69@gmail.com May 04, 2023