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Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.
"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"
by ardenm December 21, 2009
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Sweater Weather

Person 1: What's your favourite song?
Person 2: Sweater Weather
Person 1: Oh you're BI
Person 2: kill yourself
by asdawdwadwa October 30, 2022
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sweater-biter

A girl who really digs a mans sweater (pull-overs, cardigans, cashmere, wool). Similar to a “tire biter”. She is super attracted to him, equating his status and love-making skills with the type of sweater he wears.
Woman:
“Guuuuuuurl, did you see Paul in that tight merino wool sweater yesterday? Damn, he so fine. I want a piece of that.”

Woman’s friend:
“Dang, you’re a total and complete sweater-biter”
by #sweaterbiter September 21, 2019
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Sweater Throat

The itchy feeling you have in your throat when you are about to get/ getting over a cold.
" Hey Simmer are you still coughing?"

"Ya, I have sweater throat"
by hellofool123 October 22, 2011
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sweater weather

No I don't listen to girl in red, I like guys too, I listen to sweater weather.
by ListensToGirlInRed July 12, 2021
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Butt Sweater

When a guy has so much hair on his butt, it simply looks like a butt sweater.
My boss Matt is so hairy, I bet he has wears a butt sweater also.
by JGirl427 March 10, 2009
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Sacramento Sweater

The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."
by Kid A+ March 24, 2009
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