Starbucks talk

A conversation that would typically be had over a table at starbucks, often about someone who's not currently present.

Speaker #1: Dan's such a sleeeeeeaze bag. I mean I dislike Julie (don't like to say it in front of Kelly) but maybe she don't deserve it..

Speaker #2: Who does?

Speaker #1: But then again..

Speaker #2: This is such Starbucks talk.

by jubjub1234 June 10, 2008

Starbucks boyfriend

A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.

You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.

"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."

by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009

Starbucks Tuesday

A fabulous chance to have a big gossip, catch-up, chat or plan with your best girlie friends ever!

Rules of Starbucks Tuesday:
*Must be on a Tuesday
*Must be in Starbucks
*Should always bagsy the sofas/comfy chairs!
*Everyone in your group should always be there!
*Nobody should ever cancel without a reason!
*What's said in Starbucks stays in Starbucks

n.b. If a silly little bitch hears a conversation that she shouldn't have, and goes on to tell the person that it concerns...IT NEVER HAPPENED...said people should be avoided 1-2 weeks though, just in case they try to make a drama out of it.

Emily, Abi, Flik and Anna had a Starbucks Tuesday for a big fat chat...and a coffee...and some ginger snaps...=

by emily¢¾ April 7, 2008

Starbucks Bitch

Someone that overcharges, never smiles and hates life. Typically you'll see this female barista in the Queen Anne Starbucks coffee shop ruining people's days.

Did you get your coffee fix yet? I got charged triple for my latte by the Starbucks Bitch again.

by jonnybegood989 November 20, 2009

Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)

She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.

by Kari Tracy October 18, 2008

Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 8, 2010

Starbucks Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any Starbucks corporate or franchise restaraunt location (wi-fi not included).

After chugging a venti lowfat non-dairy soy vanilla mango latte scented with petunia, I ran to the unisex bathroom and dropped a nasty starbucks decker.

by Starbucks-Time Dude (STD) March 27, 2011