saint cecilia omaha ne

The worst fuxking school on the goddamned planet... if you're reading this... get out of there while you can.

( SMM kids talking)

KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.

by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

Saint Phillips

A school for the rich white people of El Campo. In most cases leads to early pregnancy, and drinking problems. Everyone who goes to Saint Phillips, lives together, drinks together and have babies together.

Person 1: Hey you know them Saint Phillips Kids?
Person 2: Yea didn't 3 get wasted and 1 got pregnant over the weekend?
Person 1: Yup, and that's a slow weekend .

Person 2: That's Saint Phillips for ya

by White_Joker64 June 18, 2017

Saint Joseph Academy

A private school located in Brownsville, Texas near the border to Mexico. Filled with party animals because it has the biggest high school parties in the RGV. It is a Marist school with a message to serve the community and give back. Places an emphasize on girl's skirts and teachers are often more concerned when it comes to that than in cheating or copying. Often abbreviated SJA for short.

Mr. Saint: *Hands detention slip*
Girl student: Mr. Saint, what for? Is it for me because of cheating or plagiarism?

Mr. Saint: No, you cannot wear short skirts to Saint Joseph Academy. That is the most unacceptable action here at SJA, even more than cheating or plagiarism.

by This_guy00 July 3, 2018

Saint Joseph Crumbs

Crumbs or pebbles made of feces that gather around the anus and/or are tangled in the ass hair.

This usually occurs when an individuals ass wiping efficiency is inadequate.

Bro Montana: I was more than ready to tongue punch her fart box, but you would not believe the overwhelming amount of Saint Joseph Crumbs this broad had tangled in her ass fro!

Mighty bro young: Thats quite disturbing, buttttt did you smash?

Bro Montana: Listen here you Jabroni! I am a fucking gentleman!.....yes I did.

by Inebriation proclamation December 23, 2018

Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

by mormakil April 3, 2019

Saint Charles Garnier

This is literally the weirdest Catholic elementary school ever. Filled with autistic children who think they are the best at everything, and when I say alot I mean ALOT of basic hoes and an alligator as a mascot cause why not...LiViNg iN fAiTh, lEaRnING fOr liFeEeEe.....GO GATORS GO! ! !

Saint Charles Garnier students: date eachother, and either act like they are 20 years old or 4.
Me: kahoot is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to kashoot myself at this school.

by AlienNotHuman May 25, 2019

Saint Dennis School in Lockport

A school with lazy motherfuckers who can’t speak and very racially strict. They hate all different races

Saint Dennis School in Lockport person: look at that person he looks like Michael Jackson

by HighGuyWhoSuckYaMum December 23, 2019