Rhino fucked

When something in life fucks you beyond the normal everyday stroke of bad luck like a parking ticket or stepping in a puddle; akin to an adult male rhinoceros penetrating you from behind, i.e. more than a serious bummer.

"Geoff was seriously rhino fucked when his wife found a group text thread full of boobs and bush and kicked him out of the house."

by Krrraj April 18, 2022

Rhino Chode

A mammoth sized chode, a penis that is very heavy and girthy, but is micro in the length category.

"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."

by LTG69969 October 8, 2023

Getting rhinoed

When someone is behind you and grabs both your shoulders and jams there knee hard into your ass

I love getting rhinoed hard!

by Rosemir September 10, 2020

Feeding The Rhino

A gay Man on Man sexual Act where one man eats small foods( Grapes, peanuts, raisins) out of an erect mans asshole. Making him look similar to a rhino.

Barry: "I heard Jared was feeding the rhino with Matt last weekend"
John: "Again? They should get their own show on National Geographic"

by Willie Garcia July 31, 2017

rhino lover

Someone who loves rhinos

I am a rhino lover

by Meganrubyjoy January 24, 2017

Rhino Hunting

When one of your buddies gets black out drunk at a party and is so horny that he starts to grind with any girl he can find, which are usually women much heavier than himself.

Me: "Dude, that girl John is dancing with has to weigh at least fifty pounds more than he does."

Friend: "Yeah, he starts rhino hunting whenever he drinks too much."

by Janimal66 November 2, 2014

rhino tilt

on tilt means being mad (from poker), so rhino tilt is extremely, aggressively, uber-pissed off; usually as a result of some unusual unexpected circumstances

Dude, he went on rhino tilt when I told him about how I banged his mom the other night.

by Cleatus Jenkins October 1, 2010