Resting Dick Bulge

It’s like resting bitch face but when your dick is flaccid

Bro, did you see the size of that guy’s Resting Dick Bulge?

by Elbowgrease2 November 22, 2022

resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)

Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.

by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021

Resting Troll Face

An analogue of RBF (resting bitch face). A smug motherfucker who’s neutral face expression is one of taking the piss.

Did you see Elon Musk’s RTF (resting troll face) in that article about banging Sergey Brin’s wife?

by ArtVandelay69 July 24, 2022

Resting Murder Face

When your natural resting expression appears so angry that people who do not know you, and even those who do at times, believe you may soon murder someone. Typically for men. Derivative of resting bitch face in women.

Varsha: Why does Yumin always look like he's ready to murder everyone all the time forever?

Will: Yea, he's got chronic resting murder face. The doctor's say it's incurable.

by screascrewyouletmepostthis April 12, 2017

Resting Prick Face

Resting Prick Face, also known as RPF or Pricky Resting Face is the male version of Resting Bitch Face}. RPF is when a man seems to be angry or a prick, but instead he just has little or no affect when his face is at rest.

"Clinton has Resting Bitch Face and so does Trump" "No, Trump has Resting Prick Face."

by maxwellsmart November 2, 2016

Resting bitch face

A resting bitch face is a bitch or angry person in general who just has a mad looking face. No one wants to approach them because they look like an angry dog. Someone with a resting bitch face does NOT have to be a bitch, but they look like one.

*whispers* 'Chantelle, oh she has a resting bitch face.'

by moss0234 November 12, 2018

What resting what?!?

Hebrew slang expression. Means you're angry that someone you need something from is taking a nap.

He1: Mom, I'm hungry!
He2: Mom is resting.
He1: What resting what?!?

by David R. & Noa G. April 22, 2005