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Renaldo Lapuz

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.
Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008
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Dirty Ronald

When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead
The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.
by jeru411 March 10, 2007
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Ronald McDonald

A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.
Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.

Or.

"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."
by Elise34364 October 14, 2008
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Ronald

The meaning of this word is just good, awesome, poggers if you will.
This burger is big ronald!
by Poggershypersdaddy November 19, 2020
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ronald raygun

Ronald Raygun: super-hero guise of mild mannered, former USA President, the late, great Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Raygun's Star Wars lasers thawed out the Cold War and melted the Soviet Union.
by The Republican Guard July 30, 2006
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Ronald McDonald

The most horrifying person i've ever met.

Recently here in Indonesia they found one of the workers in McDonald's dressed like Ronald McDonald in the toilet, where he was sexually molesting a 7-year old girl.

For some very strange reason they do have security cameras in the toilets (i'm being 100% serious here), so everything, yes everything of the event got caught on tape.

I believe someone put up the video on the internet, however i can't seem to find it, so i guess they took it down.

Anyway, Ronald McDonald is the mascot of the McDonald's fast food chain. After the incident i stated above occured the parents of the 7-year old girl filed a lawsuit against Ronald (lol) and eventually they sued McDonald's Indonesia to pay 500,000 indonesian Rupiahs, which was around 1.500$ dollars (i think) back then.

Nowadays Ronald McDonald and the rest of the McDonaldland friends have been largely phased out, they still exist at the restaurants but you barely see them in the commercials anymore (Thank god, who knows what evil plans that child molester hides?).

With other words, never EVER become friends with Ronald McDonald, or he'll turn you into a cheeseburger for all the fat kids to eat and drool on. I'm being serious here!
The girl who was victim of getting molested by Ronald McDonald was traumatized for years.

She couldn't walk past a McDonald's restaurant without getting scared, she had a fear for being alone in the toilet and she overall was terrified of clowns. (This is actually not serious, but i can imagine she felt like that).
by Nangko January 6, 2012
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ronaldinho

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazil on March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"
male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!
male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth
male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean
male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....
by Suzy June 18, 2006
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