Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Jumble Reading

Reading the words of a sentence out of order

The dog jumped over the fox
Would be read as
Over dog fox the jumped the

Mark is jumble reading so it will take him a while to finish the chapter

by Philharmonic April 24, 2022

Chopper Read

A true Australian icon and legend. An author, stand over man and intellectual. Cut his own ears off while in prison. A yuppies worst nightmare. Eric Banna portrayed him in the film "Chopper".

"Get them ears off."
"They had to re-stitch his anal webbing."
"Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief."
Chopper Read, Australia salutes you!

by Superbowl Xv March 28, 2018

ellie read

Ellie read is mk’s biggest slag she likes to go around everyone but mainly sticks to Lewis. She likes to sleep with her boyfriends bestfriend whilst they were still going out

I need a quickly

Go to Ellie read

by Lewis frosty March 27, 2019

Reading Eggs

A learning service from Australia primarily used in primary school. (3 - 6)

Teacher: Ok, class, today we'll be doing Reading Eggs!

by QFRSSaddle August 26, 2021

Brayden read

Very gay and gets hard near men

Brayden read likes guys and watching porn

by Thick bittys 101 May 06, 2019

Nip Reading

An incredibly obvious thing every person (man or woman) does when they see a girl with particularly prominent boobs. Staring incredibly intently like they're trying read a book without opening the cover.

These motherfuckin pervs are always nip reading, "my eyes are up here"

by Mary Tyler Moore December 12, 2016