Poontangalypse

Another term for menstrual cycle.

At the start of someones period one might say "THE POONTANGALYPSE IS NIGH!"

by Manlybabies January 25, 2015

Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy

Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot

by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016

Poontang

An ace person, who just loves to have a laugh and likes to take a risk. Enjoys sexual activity

“Mate did you just get laid your such a poontang”

by Janet Jones May 27, 2018

Poontang-Quake

The earth rumbling orgasm a girl has when you first stumble upon the mystical G-Spot.

Karen: OMG Becky Tyrone totally gave me a Poontang-Quake!
Becky: You lucky bitch no man's ever even came close to giving me "The Quake."

by Mr.Diddler March 5, 2019

Poontangle

A jealous love triangle among three lesbians

She thought they were just friend with benefits but it turned into an ugly poontangle.

by SkateDog November 11, 2019

pregame poontang

Relieving stress before your big game.

Man you look like your tired! You might want some pregame poontang before this big baseball game!

by Styke August 9, 2015

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011