Poof Price

Low amount of money, poor, not worth much

Wow what a good deal! Must be a poof price.

by Shabbysin July 12, 2020

poof herr

a gay man

Germans refer to gay men (herr) as "poof herrs."

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Reverse poof

When a man farts into a girl's vagina.

Man did you see on pornhub that guy did a reverse poof.

by Daddywhitebigpoof March 29, 2020

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022

female poof

Foop is Poof backwards
Female poof

Sarah is such a female poof she is Fooper+

by DontLook July 05, 2023

poof doof

when all the gayest cunts go to the same bush doof

fucken check out this poof doof

by fuckendicksauceyacunt November 06, 2020

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017