Foof n poof

Hipster speak for a shart, when a seemingly innocuous foof unexpectedly follows through with a poof.

May also refer to the sex act of being farted and pooped on.

Me: “Dave, that sounded like a foof n poof”
Dave: “Sorry man. I better go change my undies”

by Muzzlenz August 20, 2018

cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 29, 2008

the polish poof

When you are of polish decent and have an excessively wavy to moderately wavy large hair

The polish poof is out of control today, my hair is the size of a house.

by Philumup November 07, 2017

poofing

like boofing but through your pisshole, or urethra as a lame science guy would say

im out here poofing jenkem rn

call 911

by Mogieymouse August 01, 2024

Poofing

When a pixy stick is inserted into ones anus then fart and shoot the dust into your buddy's mouth!

Louie got pinkeye from poofing at a party last night

by Cockulous_prime June 24, 2021

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022

poof herr

a gay man

Germans refer to gay men (herr) as "poof herrs."

by Anonymous June 17, 2003