platonic

Window breaking, wall shaking, monkey sex

Keith thought his out-of-town girl visitor was just a good friend until she said she wanted to get 'platonic'.

by preachermma April 2, 2009

Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

When you are a girl and you find another girl that is literally your friend soulmate and you both get so excited about something that you literally vibrate with joy

A: I have an idea..
B: Omg yes!
A+B Platonic Girlsfriends Go Brr!

by Flying_on_arokette_ship July 20, 2021

platonic love

When you are in love with a chick, but the one she is fucking is Plato.

in platonic love = friendzoned

by ManGoingHisOwnWay July 14, 2016

Plutonium laced money

It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.

Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

Plutonic Love

Love for a friend that is neither romantic or sexual, like love for a family member.

Tom: Did you just tell him you loved him?

Bob: Yeah it’s plutonic love, I’ve known my whole life.

Or

Stacy: Bye girl love you!!!

Lucy: Love you too girl!! See you Tuesday!!!

by B° July 18, 2018

Plutonium_Milkshake

A loser from Indiana, middle school drop out. Thinks Slipknot is great, and is out of shape, unless the shape you are supposed to be is int he shape of a pear.

Plutonium_Milkshake likes o wait for gadfire to pay for his loser ways.

by minnerz September 23, 2004

Platonic cuddling

The act of snuggling between two friends that tends to lead to a hand jibber or mouth jibber.

Girl: I'm not doing anything tonight. We're just platonic cuddling.

Guy: Sure...

by Thuggleupagus March 17, 2015