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personality install

personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
mugGet the personality installmug.

cryptid person

1: is that mothman?
2: no thats just Sera being a cryptid person
by Theaacecard August 1, 2023
mugGet the cryptid personmug.

owl person

Person 1: Hoot hoot
Person 2: Wow you're a real owl person
by Grui September 29, 2018
mugGet the owl personmug.

Person 7

A person that never has been used in examples and probably never will be (except for on this)
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: you sus
Person 3: This isn't among us
Person 4: Yes
Person 5: Where's person 6?
Person 7: Good question
Person 1-5: *silence*
by 𝗧𝗵𝗲 furret October 19, 2020
mugGet the Person 7mug.

Corner Person

A corner person is someone whom you're close friends with or in a relationship with who you can approach for hugs whenever you feel like, without any questions being asked.
I love my corner person! He/She always makes me feel appreciated.
by SourMando September 3, 2020
mugGet the Corner Personmug.

Personal Chart

A chart (i.e. a list), generally music-based, determined by ones personal taste.

Commonly personal singles charts are a list of what one person's current favourite music is, and is compiled by themselves. The chart will typically change every week, like national charts, the positions moving such that some older songs make way for newer songs. Typically a single may climb the chart to its peak position then move downward until it drops out but patterns may differ.
Oxymoron by 11:59 is currently number one on the NM personal chart.
by Bylli June 17, 2009
mugGet the Personal Chartmug.

personal summer

What is commonly referred to as a "hot flash," but can happen to anyone of any age and of either sex. Occurs when one person feels incredibly warm while everyone else in the room is shivering.
Temperature in the room is 68 degrees.
Alex: It is so hot in here!
Rachel: I'm freezing! You having a personal summer over there?
by kmdickman January 11, 2009
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