Patrick operates with quasi supernatural ability. He is sweet, extremely fly, and overly generous for only those who care about him. Many outsiders wait patiently for the right time to befriend him. He’s a man of knowledge, wisdom, and determination. He picks only the battles of highest meaning to him and analyzes the impact on change before engaging. He could defuse a month long city riot with just his voice but could cause a historical movement of a lifetime in contrast. Only the smartest girls fall for him, and the sharpest of that group stay long term. He has it all.
Guess who talked that Suicidal Man off the George Washington Bridge? It was that guy Patrick we heard about the other day. Wow, Patrick is like Dr. Martin Luther King!
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Get the Patrick mug.The one who you can always rely on to be there when you need him too. Patrick is the kind of guy that tries really hard to please the girl that he likes. He will never let you down. if you are dating a Patrick, don't make the mistake of letting him go. you will regret it. trust me.
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But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
But usual is noted for heavy breathing and holding a club whilst forcing the vegan into his airing cupboard.
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Get the Patrick mug.Patrick is the most cutest and sexiest man alive. His brown eyes are like a forest. So soft and warm. Mhmmm. He has the deepest, sexiest, and manliest voice of this decade. He has rock hard smoking abs and a drop dead gorgeous smile.
He has a fat cock
He has a fat cock
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