pity

stems from pity sex or sex with someone you don't consider to be of the same caliber as yourself. to have sex with someone.

i'd have pity on your mom for like two and a half minutes. i don't want to brag maybe three. okay, at least five if i was thinking about baseball.

by Andy Trevvits December 30, 2007

i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream

sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!


chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?

MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!

by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009

pity post

When your girl friend is jealous that you are messaaing another girl on facebook, myspace, etc. So, because your girlfriend is jealous, you also send her a message to make up for it.

I sent my girlfriend a pity post so she wouldn't be mad at me.

by Sam Watson69 June 23, 2009

pitty pat

Sex with clothes ones clothes on. For those who are not interested or not sober enough to engage in sex. Also considered foreplay.

"Girl I wanted to do the real thing, but all he wanted to do was pitty pat around."

by Your Main Beezy April 15, 2008

Pitty Fuck

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.

Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.

by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

pity penis

When a guy tries to get you to feel sorry for his penis saying he has blue balls or that he hasn't been laid in a year. He trys to get you to pity his penis so you will fuck him.

Girl#1: Jack tried to pity penis me into fucking him again.
Girl#2:What a loser, you didn't did you?
Girl#1: Hell no!

by FAWKGIRL January 19, 2014

Pift

The exact sound a lit cigarette makes when tossed into water.

Dave flipped his cigarette into the puddle....pift!

by Rarsab December 17, 2008