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Eathan Philips

this is a mythical creature who will come to your school and preach to you the good words of cali his home land.
the great Eathan Philips taught us the preachings of cali today.
by Papa Yojana April 5, 2021
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PHILIP ASS

NOT STRONK AND BAD BOY lieks spicccy noodle
by NoT Sos April 12, 2021
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Philip's Law

Similar to Poe's Law, this was coined by popular Youtuber 3kliksphilip

"The best way to get attention, is to be a dick"

Refers to moments on the internet where being a dick baits a response from people, such as celebrities on social media. Similar to "there's no such thing as bad publicity"
Philip's Law in action with a celebrity:

1: Stfu you fag what do you know

2: *Long winded response telling them to not be a dick*

1: OMG you repsoned I'm your biggest fan
by RandomStuf6 April 22, 2021
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Philip krauser

a tall dude who’s cute but in a republican kinda way. go white boy go
see that republican dude

yeah

that’s philip krauser
by Simp for caydon May 9, 2021
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Philip

A serial womanizer and owns many harems (might be into horses) really smart dirty but quiet.
FEMALE: hey Philip
Philip: Hi
FEMALE: *falls in love*
by i like kiwi June 7, 2021
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Philip H. Anselmo

A really awesome and sexy dude that gets blamed for a bunch of bullshit and has a bunch of allegations put onto him because of his drunken antics. For example, the drunken/maybe high white power incident and nazi salute, that he did cuz he was pissed. He also gets blamed for his late best buddy, Dimebag Darrell’s, death on December 8th, 2004. The two had some tension at the time and Dime was killed on stage by a dipshit psycho, sadly enough.
Ignorant pisshead: URGHHH!! I HATE PHILIP H. ANSELMO CUZ HE’S A NAZI AND A RACIST!

me(sigma phil anselmo fan): bro you don’t even know the guy, you only saw that fuckass video in 2016 of him doing the white power stuff but you don’t even know he was drunk, probably overwhelmed, and pissed at the time. shut the fuck up💔
by flame01 June 16, 2025
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Philip

A stupid cuck that is ment to be a male stripper, most Philip is the type of that sucks dick every day for breakfest name that walks into a room already apologizing for existing. Like bro, your name literally means “horse lover”—were your parents hoping you’d grow up neighing at people? Every time someone says “Philip,” I can’t help but imagine some dude in khaki shorts, tucked-in polo, and socks pulled up to his knees, lecturing kids about the importance of coasters. It’s a name that thinks it’s classy but just screams “discount prince who got exiled from the royal family.” Honestly, Philip sounds like the kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes before anyone else does, and then asks if you’ve heard about his coin collection. Lmao, imagine being named Philip—you already lost the moment you were born.
oh philip?
yeah philip that gay guy that sucks dick
by m14x_ September 3, 2025
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