A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
You're such a Pat slapper
by renidragger October 02, 2010
The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
by Jkc0722 November 30, 2015
by Dita Von Dahmer June 04, 2019
Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.
I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.
by Juniper Kollwitz April 16, 2009
by Hexdepthsguy October 22, 2018
The Pat Borders is a sex move in where the girl on top squats on your cock while facing ahead. She then bounces up and down like shes trying to throw out the man stealing second.
by theruuturegime June 17, 2007